The Naughty Pleasure of Foie Gras http://www.chattanoogapulse.com/food-drink/sushi-biscuits/the-naughty-pleasure-of-foie-gras/ Eating foie is a religious experience. The unctuous and smooth, custard-like mouthfeel combined with its rich, meaty flavor may cause you to speak in tongues and organize a tent revival evangelizing unwashed foie virgins... en-us <function copyright at 0x6bdc9b0> Sat, 08 Sep 2012 17:47:31 GMT reading your article should qualify as animal cruelty
-The ickiness of using "unctuous" to convey a supposed positive quality of a food item. Perhaps in your next review of an Italian restaurant you should describe the raviolis as "pregnant with flavor".

-"Gavage takes place for a two-week period just before the young bird’s slaughter and involves inserting a smooth metal tube into a bird’s throat"

Oh I'm sorry, were the practices behind the production of your snotty meal so offensive that euphemistic language and sterilization of the process were necessary? Here let me translate for you into more realistic terms:

Foie gras is made by either confining ducks to a dark, filthy barn or a wire cage so small that they can't lift their wings for the duration of their dirty, pitiful, short lives. They then routinely have a metal pipe crammed down their throats by an indifferent and abusive industry worker, which has of course been documented to cause esophageal lacerations and pain by veterinarians. All this so provincial hacks can have an overpriced, rightfully disdained meal and a "naughty" food experience to sensationalize for conversation amid their snotty "foodie" friends.

Anthony Bourdain, who I'm sure you worship, once handwaved the intensity of this brutality as being no more severe than what female porn actresses endure for shoots. A classy bunch you food critics are, no?



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