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We're Just Here to Help

Which, unexpectedly, caused Mr. Patten to vomit yet again, and that was it for the audience, one poor jailer yelling “JESUS, Teach, what’s WITH you?! Every time, you…Go, man. Just, go.”

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Rapid Decompression

Young children were not playing in the road alone or unsupervised: They were holding the hands of an adult, and in many cases the adult appeared to be their father. Kids with fathers? more »

Apr 17, 2014 by in On The Beat

Cowards Are ‘Heroes’ Here

Reality. How do you teach that without such horrific examples? And how many of those examples can you use before they simply become the status quo, the new bar to be surpassed? more »

Apr 10, 2014 by in On The Beat

A Bicycle Debacle and A Hole in the Ceiling

“Never do that again. Never, ever show disrespect like that, or I’ll spank you, son, right here in the middle of Sixth Avenue.” A smile faded, and pursed lips replaced objective listening. more »

Apr 3, 2014 by in On The Beat (1 Comments)

Displaying The Gentle Touch

“Of course I looked,” Miller said. “What am I, an asshole? I’ve never looked for a finger before?” I opened my mouth to respond but was cut off before I could do so by Gregory asking, “How many knuckles are we talking here? One, two…three?” more »

Mar 27, 2014 by in On The Beat

Working The Job I Deserve

Dominique was working in concert with an ally none would expect—and that ally was, unfortunately, his lower gastrointestinal system and its filthy, filthy products. more »

Mar 20, 2014 by in On The Beat

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