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The Tale Of The Obesity Spoon

In an effort to join the President, among others, I don’t want to let a good tragedy go to waste, so I’ll get on the bandwagon as well. “GUNS!” Let’s talk about them.

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Officer Teach and the Weatherman

“Oh, yeah, the lack of skid marks was a clue, but the clincher was the open cell phone there.” I squinted my eyes and looked around, and was corrected with a pointed finger. “No, there, right in her hand,” the old traffic cop said. more »

Sep 30, 2015 1:37 PM On The Beat

Look, I’m Workin’ Here

The sun had dipped just enough below the horizon that it was still bright enough to see, but there was no direct light to blind us. A light wind blew from the east to stave off the heat, and I made a mental note to ... more »

Sep 9, 2015 10:58 AM On The Beat

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