Squeeze My Cans

The Church of Scientology had actress Cathy Schenkelberg for 14 years, and in this original solo show, she narrates the roller coaster ride down the “rabbit hole” that was her life. Simultaneously hilarious, heartbreaking, and redemptive, SQUEEZE MY CANS is more than just an audition to be Tom Cruise’s girlfriend. In 75 minutes, Schenkelberg takes you on her journey of a 20-something looking for her place and purpose in the world…and comes out two decades later (and about a million dollars poorer). SQUEEZE MY CANS is a funny, intimate, and shocking story about the power of survival through persistence and humor. (Ages 14+ due to sexual content.)